About Vanessa

My name is Vanessa Jade. I am a camgirl, gamer geek, and an all-around badass. I'm unconventional, independent and eccentric and that's how I like it — if you want the girl next door you have come to the wrong place.

I have colourful hair, monochromatic clothing, I swear like it's my fucking job, listen to spooky/stompy/crunchy/oontz-y goth industrial music and love talking shit on the Internet. Proper grammar is a turn on, body hair is a turn off, and if you're an arrogant asshole I'll either love you or hate you, but I'll never love you as much as I love using commas in profiles.

I cannot live without coffee, black eyeliner, red lipstick, LOL-cats, sex toys or my sense of humor (dry and dark, mostly). I can easily live without more pictures of all y'all's cocks. I'm very bisexual so ladies, get to it, I want boob shots to make up for all the cock pictures.

I love being watched, just as much as I love watching. I do this because I love it. I'm just some camgirl, but I'm the damn finest one you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting. I am also wicked modest.

Enter at your own risk, I suppose — and I won't be shy telling you to GTFO if you piss me off.